Suzy grinned as she regarded the basket of cucumbers in the pantry. There were long ones and short ones, some thicker than others, but they were all green and fresh and juicy. Suzy’s grin grew wider as she picked one up – a fairly long one with a wide girth. Then with a sigh she put it back down and chose a slightly smaller one.
Zay watched Suzy choose her cucumber with considerable amusement. "Decided not to go for the porn star cuke, eh? That's still a respectable size you've picked out, but sad to say Steve's no Paul. You know Jinx actually has a vibrator made to look like a nice, fat, juicy cuke."
Suzy rolled her eyes, and then balanced the vegetable in her hands, her eyes glinting with mirth as she regarded Zay seriously. “Oh yeah, I would say this is just about right.”
"I've heard that women don't like guys that are too big anyway. Anyway, as they say, it's not the meat, it's the motion"
“Yeah, yeah .... whatever, now what?”
"I teach, you practice. And then Steve is one happy man. I think it will be easier if I show you on a Paulie cuke, don't you think? And you can follow my actions." Zay picked out a cuke of his own, and grinned evilly. "Will we be okay here?"
Suzy waved her hand carelessly. “Don’t worry, Paul has gone to the bank and Bunny just left to make deliveries. We’ve got time.”
"OK. The first thing you do is find a position that is comfortable for both of you. Until he starts getting hard, you can just use your mouth.”
Suzy gave a giggle, and then quickly straightened her face when Zay glared at her. “Sorry. Please ... continue.”
“You don't need to worry about up and down until he starts getting to the pole position. It's really important to keep your lips over your teeth. Most guys don't like to be bitten. Also, despite what they do in the movies, not every guy likes to have you blow air on his sensitive tip. At this stage the important thing is lick, lick and more lick.”
Suzy watched Zay intently, her cucumber in her hands, trying hard not to laugh. When Zay mentioned lick, she gave in to temptation and her little pink tongue sneaked out. “You mean like this?” She gave Zay a long, sly, totally sexy look as she licked the cucumber. “Am I getting the look right? I wanna look like a hot bitch.”
“You're smouldering. Trust me. Up and down the shaft, swirl around the head. Get him wet and slippery, but don't slobber. Slide his head into your mouth and suck on it."
Suzy obediently opened her mouth and swallowed about two inches of the cucumber. “Thuck like thith? Oh shit!” Suzy pulled away and spat a piece of green vegetable out of her mouth. “Damn! Bit off a bit of it. Wait, let me get a fresh one.”
"Congratulations. You just killed the mood for your partner. Big time. Never talk with your mouth full of Steve, it can cause unfortunate accidents.”
Suzy giggled some more. “Good point!” She picked up another, and waved it cheerfully at her instructor.
“You can't just walk to the pantry and get a fresh Steve, you know."
“I know, I know, shut up, and keep going.”
"Ok. Now we are ready to add the hands. Grab the base with one hand, but not too tight. Or you can use a cock ring if you have one available. That is better because it will free both hands. Place your other hand on the shaft. Put the penis into your mouth and follow the movement of your mouth with your hand. Basic up and down.”
“OK, got it. How am I doing?” Suzy asked, as she came up for air.
“Fine! You can alternate licking with sucking, but don't suck like a hoover, ok? Gentle and slow is fine. Let Steve's moans clue you in as to what he enjoys. You don't have to deep throat him to give him a good experience and if you gag easily, it's probably not a good idea."
Suzy giggled. “Oh he lets me know all right. Sometimes he is so loud, I am beginning to think I should gag him! So what else can I do?”
"We're kinda limited, just having a cuke, but you shouldn't neglect other areas. Some guys like to have their balls played with or sucked. Just remember to do it gently. And the perineum, the area between the scrotum and the anus, is really sensitive as well. "
“I’ll remember that ... wait till I try this on Steve!” Suzy said, enjoying herself hugely. “Show me again that deep throating technique. I am sure once he has had a taste of that, he won’t want to go anywhere else.”
"Well, most guys will tell you there is no such thing as a truly bad blow job, providing you don't bite or injure parts. It all comes down to practice and practice in this case is a lot of fun."
Suzy watched Zay slide his cucumber into his mouth, and she followed suit. Following Zay’s example, she bent her head; slowly letting the cucumber inch into her mouth, towards the back of her throat, beginning to gag a little as it tickled her tonsils.
“Agh ...” she moaned disgustedly, and was preparing to pull the vegetable out of her mouth when the door opened and Paul walked in.
Paul was in the process of removing his sunglasses when he stopped dead in his tracks, his eyes opening wide with surprise. “What on earth ... are you ok, Suzy?” he asked with quick concern, thinking Suzy was choking on the cucumber. He began to hurry forward.
Zay’s back was facing Paul and in his concern over his sister, Paul hadn’t paid any attention to his partner yet. But at the sound of Paul’s voice, Zay turned around on reflex, the cucumber still hanging from around his lips. Paul took in the picture, blinked, and gave a sudden choke of surprise.
“Zay?”
Zay took the cucumber out of his mouth and gave Suzy a quick 'be quiet, I'll handle this' look. "Uhm. Paul? Didn't hear you come in. We were just uhm, just uhm indulging in the latest craze among twenty-somethings. Cucumber sucking. Kind of reminds you of something doesn't it?"
Zay gave the cucumber a long lick and wiggled his eyebrows at Paul.
Having known Suzy for over twenty-seven years, and lived with her for almost two decades, there was little she could do to surprise Paul. But seeing BOTH his sister and his lover with a long juicy cucumber in each of their mouths was something else. His eyes narrowed and he looked from one to the other.
“Oh really,” Paul said, addressing himself mostly to Zay, as Suzy had flushed bright red and was fidgeting with a mortified look on her face, and the cucumber still in her hands. “Cucumber sucking? Hmm ... interesting.”
"Ain't it just? You know, I really don't like cucumbers, well not cut up in salads or on sandwiches. They always make me burp. But like this they can be sorta fun. Want to try one? There are all shapes and sizes to choose from."
“Thank you,” Paul replied coolly, “but no thanks. I have just had lunch. And much as I like to stay updated and be in the swing of things, may I point out that sucking cucumbers with my sister in the middle of the work day is hardly appropriate.”
Zay wondered if that meant there was a time when sucking on cucumbers WOULD be appropriate, but he kept silent.
Paul paused, letting his words sink in. His eyes swept over the two guilty faces. “Now would either of you care to cut the crap and tell me what is going on?”
Before Zay could respond, Suzy cut in. “Paul, sorry about this. I challenged Zay to ... um ... to see who had a ... um ... bigger mouth. It was just a silly joke, nothing more. We were just kidding around.” She turned to Zay and raised her eyebrows meaningfully. “You said you had to run, didn’t you? Well, you better be off, thanks for humouring me. I owe you one!”
"Uhm yes, I do need to run. Just stopped by since I had a delivery in this area. Gotta go back to work." Zay stood there, trying to figure out what to do with his cucumber, and finally just set it by the sink. "I better go then." He hugged Paul and gave him a quick kiss. "Later."
Paul leaned down slightly for the kiss, one hand going behind Zay’s head to pull him closer. Just as Zay pulled away, Paul took hold of his arm and turned him sideways, delivering a smart smack to Zay’s jean-clad bottom.
“We’ll be talking about this some more tonight, Zay. But right now you should get back to work. Bye, brat. I’ll see you later. Be good!”
Paul waited till Zay had left, before he turned back to his sister. “Suzy?”
“Yes, Paul?”
“What is going on?”
“Nothing, Paul.”
“Suzy?”
“Yes, Paul?”
Paul walked briskly over, and swatted her just as hard as he had Zay. “What mischief are you brewing, Suzy, and what have you got Zay into this time?”
Suzy’s eyes opened wide, reflecting the same dark blue as Paul’s. “Ow! Hey, I am twenty-seven years old! You can’t do that any more!”
Paul ignored her protest. “Answer the question. What mischief, young lady?”
Suzy stomped her foot, her hands coming to rest on both sides of her waist. “None, ok? I am not in trouble and I am certainly not getting Zay into any either! Sheesh!”
Paul snorted. “Word of warning, little sister. If I find out you two are involved in anything remotely hair-brained or dangerous or damaging to yourselves or to any member of the public, there will be trouble. Do you hear me?”
“Yeah, yeah, I hear you ..... loud and clear. Now can I get back to work?”
Paul watched Suzy turn her back and shook his head. He was not convinced one bit.
Zay watched Suzy choose her cucumber with considerable amusement. "Decided not to go for the porn star cuke, eh? That's still a respectable size you've picked out, but sad to say Steve's no Paul. You know Jinx actually has a vibrator made to look like a nice, fat, juicy cuke."
Suzy rolled her eyes, and then balanced the vegetable in her hands, her eyes glinting with mirth as she regarded Zay seriously. “Oh yeah, I would say this is just about right.”
"I've heard that women don't like guys that are too big anyway. Anyway, as they say, it's not the meat, it's the motion"
“Yeah, yeah .... whatever, now what?”
"I teach, you practice. And then Steve is one happy man. I think it will be easier if I show you on a Paulie cuke, don't you think? And you can follow my actions." Zay picked out a cuke of his own, and grinned evilly. "Will we be okay here?"
Suzy waved her hand carelessly. “Don’t worry, Paul has gone to the bank and Bunny just left to make deliveries. We’ve got time.”
"OK. The first thing you do is find a position that is comfortable for both of you. Until he starts getting hard, you can just use your mouth.”
Suzy gave a giggle, and then quickly straightened her face when Zay glared at her. “Sorry. Please ... continue.”
“You don't need to worry about up and down until he starts getting to the pole position. It's really important to keep your lips over your teeth. Most guys don't like to be bitten. Also, despite what they do in the movies, not every guy likes to have you blow air on his sensitive tip. At this stage the important thing is lick, lick and more lick.”
Suzy watched Zay intently, her cucumber in her hands, trying hard not to laugh. When Zay mentioned lick, she gave in to temptation and her little pink tongue sneaked out. “You mean like this?” She gave Zay a long, sly, totally sexy look as she licked the cucumber. “Am I getting the look right? I wanna look like a hot bitch.”
“You're smouldering. Trust me. Up and down the shaft, swirl around the head. Get him wet and slippery, but don't slobber. Slide his head into your mouth and suck on it."
Suzy obediently opened her mouth and swallowed about two inches of the cucumber. “Thuck like thith? Oh shit!” Suzy pulled away and spat a piece of green vegetable out of her mouth. “Damn! Bit off a bit of it. Wait, let me get a fresh one.”
"Congratulations. You just killed the mood for your partner. Big time. Never talk with your mouth full of Steve, it can cause unfortunate accidents.”
Suzy giggled some more. “Good point!” She picked up another, and waved it cheerfully at her instructor.
“You can't just walk to the pantry and get a fresh Steve, you know."
“I know, I know, shut up, and keep going.”
"Ok. Now we are ready to add the hands. Grab the base with one hand, but not too tight. Or you can use a cock ring if you have one available. That is better because it will free both hands. Place your other hand on the shaft. Put the penis into your mouth and follow the movement of your mouth with your hand. Basic up and down.”
“OK, got it. How am I doing?” Suzy asked, as she came up for air.
“Fine! You can alternate licking with sucking, but don't suck like a hoover, ok? Gentle and slow is fine. Let Steve's moans clue you in as to what he enjoys. You don't have to deep throat him to give him a good experience and if you gag easily, it's probably not a good idea."
Suzy giggled. “Oh he lets me know all right. Sometimes he is so loud, I am beginning to think I should gag him! So what else can I do?”
"We're kinda limited, just having a cuke, but you shouldn't neglect other areas. Some guys like to have their balls played with or sucked. Just remember to do it gently. And the perineum, the area between the scrotum and the anus, is really sensitive as well. "
“I’ll remember that ... wait till I try this on Steve!” Suzy said, enjoying herself hugely. “Show me again that deep throating technique. I am sure once he has had a taste of that, he won’t want to go anywhere else.”
"Well, most guys will tell you there is no such thing as a truly bad blow job, providing you don't bite or injure parts. It all comes down to practice and practice in this case is a lot of fun."
Suzy watched Zay slide his cucumber into his mouth, and she followed suit. Following Zay’s example, she bent her head; slowly letting the cucumber inch into her mouth, towards the back of her throat, beginning to gag a little as it tickled her tonsils.
“Agh ...” she moaned disgustedly, and was preparing to pull the vegetable out of her mouth when the door opened and Paul walked in.
Paul was in the process of removing his sunglasses when he stopped dead in his tracks, his eyes opening wide with surprise. “What on earth ... are you ok, Suzy?” he asked with quick concern, thinking Suzy was choking on the cucumber. He began to hurry forward.
Zay’s back was facing Paul and in his concern over his sister, Paul hadn’t paid any attention to his partner yet. But at the sound of Paul’s voice, Zay turned around on reflex, the cucumber still hanging from around his lips. Paul took in the picture, blinked, and gave a sudden choke of surprise.
“Zay?”
Zay took the cucumber out of his mouth and gave Suzy a quick 'be quiet, I'll handle this' look. "Uhm. Paul? Didn't hear you come in. We were just uhm, just uhm indulging in the latest craze among twenty-somethings. Cucumber sucking. Kind of reminds you of something doesn't it?"
Zay gave the cucumber a long lick and wiggled his eyebrows at Paul.
Having known Suzy for over twenty-seven years, and lived with her for almost two decades, there was little she could do to surprise Paul. But seeing BOTH his sister and his lover with a long juicy cucumber in each of their mouths was something else. His eyes narrowed and he looked from one to the other.
“Oh really,” Paul said, addressing himself mostly to Zay, as Suzy had flushed bright red and was fidgeting with a mortified look on her face, and the cucumber still in her hands. “Cucumber sucking? Hmm ... interesting.”
"Ain't it just? You know, I really don't like cucumbers, well not cut up in salads or on sandwiches. They always make me burp. But like this they can be sorta fun. Want to try one? There are all shapes and sizes to choose from."
“Thank you,” Paul replied coolly, “but no thanks. I have just had lunch. And much as I like to stay updated and be in the swing of things, may I point out that sucking cucumbers with my sister in the middle of the work day is hardly appropriate.”
Zay wondered if that meant there was a time when sucking on cucumbers WOULD be appropriate, but he kept silent.
Paul paused, letting his words sink in. His eyes swept over the two guilty faces. “Now would either of you care to cut the crap and tell me what is going on?”
Before Zay could respond, Suzy cut in. “Paul, sorry about this. I challenged Zay to ... um ... to see who had a ... um ... bigger mouth. It was just a silly joke, nothing more. We were just kidding around.” She turned to Zay and raised her eyebrows meaningfully. “You said you had to run, didn’t you? Well, you better be off, thanks for humouring me. I owe you one!”
"Uhm yes, I do need to run. Just stopped by since I had a delivery in this area. Gotta go back to work." Zay stood there, trying to figure out what to do with his cucumber, and finally just set it by the sink. "I better go then." He hugged Paul and gave him a quick kiss. "Later."
Paul leaned down slightly for the kiss, one hand going behind Zay’s head to pull him closer. Just as Zay pulled away, Paul took hold of his arm and turned him sideways, delivering a smart smack to Zay’s jean-clad bottom.
“We’ll be talking about this some more tonight, Zay. But right now you should get back to work. Bye, brat. I’ll see you later. Be good!”
Paul waited till Zay had left, before he turned back to his sister. “Suzy?”
“Yes, Paul?”
“What is going on?”
“Nothing, Paul.”
“Suzy?”
“Yes, Paul?”
Paul walked briskly over, and swatted her just as hard as he had Zay. “What mischief are you brewing, Suzy, and what have you got Zay into this time?”
Suzy’s eyes opened wide, reflecting the same dark blue as Paul’s. “Ow! Hey, I am twenty-seven years old! You can’t do that any more!”
Paul ignored her protest. “Answer the question. What mischief, young lady?”
Suzy stomped her foot, her hands coming to rest on both sides of her waist. “None, ok? I am not in trouble and I am certainly not getting Zay into any either! Sheesh!”
Paul snorted. “Word of warning, little sister. If I find out you two are involved in anything remotely hair-brained or dangerous or damaging to yourselves or to any member of the public, there will be trouble. Do you hear me?”
“Yeah, yeah, I hear you ..... loud and clear. Now can I get back to work?”
Paul watched Suzy turn her back and shook his head. He was not convinced one bit.